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Pearl Demotivational Poster

3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -

TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.48/5

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Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.



TAGS: big mistake pearl harbor
Rating: 4.72/5

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GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 8:23 am
"walk softly, and swing a big d!ck" 5L
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:32 pm


TAGS: pearl harbor ussarizona wwii
Rating: 4.59/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 6:53 am
Mess around with US and you get a Colonel Blimp recidivist for 5 years then take over the world. This is a Motivational poster. For all. (Is that a treble Fail?)
maoworks2 - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Never Forget !
GySgt1811a - December 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I performed my annual ritual today...I went out and peed on my Avalon's tires. (Lest we forget.)(Oh! And 5 battlewagons raised from the mud at Pearl and capping the "T" at Suriago Strait.)

BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.

UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end


TAGS: pearl harbor 4th
Rating: 5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 16, 2010, 1:13 am
good luck with that...the world is run by fanatics.
Anonymous2 - October 16, 2010, 12:40 am
5L, but I'd rather have a piece on the earth. With the world the way it is, it'll last longer.
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 11:15 pm

love this one...fav'd and 5'd

IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.

Diet -

TAGS: pearl cantreall 105 years old
Rating: 4.38/5

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Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L

OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!

TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
5 Points for the Animal House reference




TAGS: pearl harbor alamo
Rating: 3.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:58 pm
"Japan didn't do anything wrong, you shouldn't have been in the way of their torpedoes." "Do know how many atrocities Japan committed before they even attacked the US fleet?" "They're no America, they can do no wrong!"
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2012, 2:02 am
I believe that is my point.
CloudchaserS - October 11, 2012, 12:00 am
Technically, the Mexican did fire the first shots, but we provoked them by sending troops into territory that they claimed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican%E2%80%93American_War#Conflict_over_the_Nueces_Strip

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! - I never thought the white ones got that big.

TAGS: white pearls nothing more
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 1:09 am
.... made sure the other end bled.
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 12:57 am
Bang! Bang! Aggy's silver hammer...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 12:22 am
My only regret is that I wasn't the one who rejected your retarded work. I only get to reject the retard. RayZorZedge... bend over and meet BanHammerHandle.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 12:18 am
Hi ratyzor.... bye rayzor
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 10:17 pm
two in one day
TheTrashHeap - September 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
"Idiot"? Yeah, that's gonna help get your crappy posters approved.
RayZorZedge - September 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
I got one rejected that mentions giving away free white girls for being too racist WTF? I guess it just depends on which idiot reviews your creations.


TAGS: clam digger pearl diver life
Rating: 4.1/5

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aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:14 am
agree, 1L
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 3:12 am
A pair of careless... dammit, who the hell approved this crap?


TAGS: teeth pearly white gummy
Rating: 4.06/5

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AdmiralAckbar - August 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
is that George Burns?


T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.

HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?

TAGS: pearls before swine happiness
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 2:10 pm
Great...now I need to go find some bubble wrap....need to pop! teehee

HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.

LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!

PEARLSHIPPING - The pathetic replacement of good ol' AdvanceShipping.

TAGS: pokemon pearlshipping
Rating: 2.24/5

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Ferny - September 23, 2008, 7:46 pm
Yay thanks! XD But how you know my name? O_O Oh yeah it says it there. XD
Alexiel - August 12, 2008, 5:13 am
go ferny!

DECEMBER 7, 1941 - "A date that will live in infamy" An ultimate fail for Japan